i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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