and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
