There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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