Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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