Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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