You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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