Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you would pick up someone in the library
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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