return my video game
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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