I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I am naked and annoyed.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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