honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
ok first of all what the fuck
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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