Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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