actually, I'm a sock model
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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