how can u be prego again
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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