How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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