oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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