i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
