: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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