Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
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If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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