Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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