What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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