I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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