@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
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But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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