No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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