I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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