Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
is this the sara with the beer cane?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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