We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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