Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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