i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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