could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Pooping to opera.
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