I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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