Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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