I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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