Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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