the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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