: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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