i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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