break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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