Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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