He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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