i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
