As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we're making bets on your personal life
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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