omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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