Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
