She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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