did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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