Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I need a beard to bite.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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