If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i need some magic done to my vagina
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