i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
is wine microwaveable?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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