I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell