There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
and she was petting her beer can
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy