You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.