To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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