i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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