that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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