no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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