People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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