Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
