Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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