Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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